My wonderful roommates and friends

My roommates are hilarious--tonight, C and I were talking about needing husbands and she said, "Where are our husbands? Come on, it's like what 11 pm!"
J told us that her "Mandrew" as she calls him can break wood with his bare hands. Now, she can use that to protect her and anyone else: "I have a black fiance who can chop wood with his bare hands so don't you mess with me."
S was talking to her boyfriend R and he told her he had gotten a weird fortune at Panda Express where he'd eaten dinner. It said, "Soon you will get what you've always wanted." R said he was excited. "Soon, I'll find out what I've always wanted because I'll get it," he told S. S's first thought was something she didn't really want to say to R, so she voiced her second thought. "What if what you've always wanted is to return to live with God? That means you're going to die any moment!" He answered immediately, "S! I'm driving home by myself in the dark! Why did you have to say that?" "Sorry," she responded. There was a pause in the conversation. Then R said, "You are so much more spiritual than me."
"No I'm not," S said. "You want to return to live with God too."
"Yeah, but I didn't think of that. I was thinking 'Hmm, what have I always wanted? ........ Maybe... A pony?"
My friend JS also was so funny tonight! I asked him, "JS do memorize poetry?" We were reading some at the time. His answer: "Not on purpose."
The best part of the story is that he didn't even realize he'd said something funny. I was laughing hysterically and he just looked at me and said, "What?"