Proverbs . . . Almost

As you shall make your bed so shall you . . . mess it up.
A miss is as good as a . . . Mr.
Strike while the . . . bug is close.
It's always darkest before . . . daylight savings time.
Never underestimate the power of . . . termites.
You can't teach an old dog new . . . math.
If you lie down with the dogs, you'll . . . stink in the morning.
Love all, trust . . . me.
The pen is Mightier than the . . . pigs.
An idle mind is . . . the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke, there's . . . pollution.
A penny saved is . . . not much.
Two's company, three's . . . The Musketeers.
Don't put off tomorrow what . . . you put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and . . . you have to blow your nose.
None are so blind as . . . Helen Keller.
Children should be seen and not . . . spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed . . . get new batteries.
When the blind leadeth the blind . . . get out of the way.
Don't bite the hand that . . . looks dirty.
You can lead a horse to water but . . . how?